August 2011
July 2011
pumpernickelascage:
if justin bieber died, what would even happen
what if like a bunch of teen girls committed suicide like
oh my god
Morning After
I swear my family is ridiculously non logical. Obviously I had people over last night, and obviously I cleaned it all up. So WTF are you talking about when you say “chris I don’t want your friends in my house making a mess” I very capable of cleaning up my responsibility. And don’t come at me because they were girls thinking I’m having sex like WTF you raised me. Do...
It’s 2am. Parents are gone. Friends are here. In a house with 4 lovely ladies and 2 of my best bros in the world. People who are actually willing to ride at 2am. Girls are rolling trees and guys are waiting patiently. Haven’t burned since last year and I probably won’t tonight. But one thing I will do with a stack of cards and a house full of spoiled kids is play strip poker. Probably the last...
Drunk Texting
No bueno. Especially when it’s to some person that you haven’t talked to in a while or not really at all. Sheesh
That is all…
princessbagels asked: Chris, you are black bro
I can't see you in the dark
smile or something
~~~~~~1!!11!1
I can't see you in the dark
smile or something
~~~~~~1!!11!1
Reblog if you love Him, & You're thankful that He...
bumblejumblehaha:
titsmageee:
<3
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I realized how much I flirt when it gets late..
Hearing one of my parents up in the early hours of...
ijustdontgivahfuhck:
“Oh crap!”
ABORT. ABORT. *shuts computer and pretends to be asleep*
I feel bad for everyone that isn’t dating me.
owiemcqueen:
When people say to me im too old for scooby doo.
sackland:
How I run:
nicoosuxx:
GYM:
When someone is giving away free food:
Watch